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Scrap app by Li Heng Hsu Sep23-2017; and 3-lens camPh

I d do don’t remember when I downloaded this. Just like I don’t remember my iPads virtual keyboard having swipe capability.

I wonder if it’ll be difficult getting this app back on my phone if and when I decide to upgrade to the 15. Wow! What a jump, from 12 to 15.

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SFX: Struggle between drive thru at customer and teller as a discreat food fight commences
SFX: (At kfc drive thru during commotion while trying to get food without having to throw it back to the window tellers face) CRUMPLING PAPER, TAKEOUT ORDER IMPACTING WINDSHIELD GLASS, SQUEEKS AND GRUMTS, RADIO PLAYING ANAISE!
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Keeler

That itch to draw a funny cartoon about Mohammad and prove capitalism is a blood sucker

How to play library Materials list: Books Pencils Pens Stamp pad Rubber stamps
The new camera application I'm still figuring out. It is called the Hipstamatic. I opted for this pin-hole camera among other flavors that the in-app purchase feature offers. It only shoots in black and white and although I’ve always been about conservation in memory size that a photograph uses, I really like the GPS metadata that it attaches to each photo. I’ve used BitCam for a rather long extent because of the small size files it generates but regretted not having that GPS feature.

That’s why discovering that this pin-hole camera app uses memory in the megabyte range as opposed to the kilobyte range has me pondering my lacking of identity. That I could cave so easily from one concept of shooting photos at anything and everything without worrying about size, to a camera app that consumes so much memory has me reeling over whether this characteristic in my assertiveness has something to do with identity disorders.

I was the one who was very decided in what I wanted to be as an adult cartoonist, but too embarrassed to announce it to the people that might have pointed me in that direction during my adolescent school years. So I majored in Commercial Art very decidedly. In other words, I wasn’t the college student who listed as a major and minor “undecided”. Thankfully I came to my senses on how much I despise commercials and dropped out of school halfway thru the curriculum.

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In the back of my mind I'm thinking, I'll just utilize all the art stuff I learned for commercial art to try to get more followers, but livejournal only lets me send messages to livejournal members in text format.

While I brainstorm that idea, I'm using jotterpad to list procedures of digging up already established lj-ers with an interest in writing then adding those who qualify. Step two is to send a message to alert prospective screenwriters that they have a pending invitation that expires in about one months time.

I also add notes to their livejournal profile indicating that I have solicited their account because BS observes anti-spamming practices.

The commercial art skills I gained in school before dropping out will serve helpful.

Taboo topics that can get you killed

Realizing I’m in the minority because of my humble view on hot pink uniform reform for the LAPD, ‘no comment’ seems to be the only way to express my disapproval of all police. There’s bad cops, there’s green cops, that don’t know how to be cops, yet and there’s all cops uniformly dressing themselves intimidatingly.
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A cop’s salary is nothing to sneeze at, and just like George Santos has become the poster child for lying on a one’s résumé to get ahead, we all understand how small fibs in police reports have divided a people’s trust. What I mean is, I use to fear cops whenever I’d see them while driving, but since George Floyd happened, I fear my own safety when I see a cop. I feel this way because of the lying factor each time a cop makes an arrest. A dark colored uniform will hide the facts of how an arrest was made, offering an policeman to abuse his power of immunity by simply omitting certain facts about the scuffle that may have taken place.

How much impact hot pink uniforms could make against corruption in such fibs would eliminate a sergeant’s involvement in the process of reviewing police reports if the officer handing in his report had stains on his uniform directly related to events left out in the report. In other words, I imagine that the whole reviewing process involves the same skepticism a policeman is trained to have when interviewing suspects and witnesses. So, a cop that returns to his precinct dirty from fighting would no doubt prognosticate anyone reading his report in anticipation of a fight scene.

I won’t even go into how many young and healthy people die as a result of what cops are trained to believe is less lethal tasing over shooting.

Truly a mystery, how people cannot see the juxtaposition between police officers and holocaust Kapos, for what is a policeman’s job if it isn’t regulating their own people. On top of all that, if cops are people too, then policemen should expect unkind words from citizens like ‘Have a bad day; find a bullet for your brain’ because, after all, those might make damn good lyrics for a new heavy metal song. Have I mentioned that metal is not dead? I know it isn’t mainstream, but a lot of that may have to do with the FCC. I mean I just recently started a SiriusXM subscription and can’t tell you how much I miss listening to DJs who have the same taste in music. So when I listen to lyrics that say I’m a creep, and I find myself singing Radiohead’s Creep in the shower, amidst other songs with stronger lyrics, I’m eventually going to identify with my inner creep. Or killer instinct and what have you. So for me , ‘have a bad day; find a bullet for your brain’ is really not so bad and I hope to hear it used in response to some of the tyrant videos recorded by first amendment auditor influencers. 🐑
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That feel good feeling of the downfall of powerful entertainment industry movers and shakers

For what it's worth, I signed this online petition to make adjustments to IMDb's profile of Harvey Weinstein. I find retribution to be an even exchange for giver-upper syndrome contracted from rejection notices for my bad comic strip ideas, my bad Calligraphy, photos, freelance ventures. I can't even complete a full length feature film writing process long enough to seek an agent because of the negativity of being rejected.

So when somebody as powerful as Harvey Weinstein meets the end of his reign, I comb the Internet for pictures of dilapidated pictures of monsters like Harvey.

Here's the link

After googling "Harvey Weinstein mugshot" with zero results, I quora'd the question why. Is it a question of the gravity of the crime committed that factors into whether a mugshot appears online with booking number being held by the convict?

Keeler

Have I mentioned the snafu in this song’s lyrics

Anaise! by The smashing pumpkins

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Anaise! Anaise!

Anaise! Anaise!

Need a captive's code

In a captive's coat

In a word, a word, I can't let go

In a word, a word, I can't let go

I need you so, you haunt me Anaise

I need her so, you haunt me Anaise

In the fines a sign of lonely ones

In the finds, a sign, of lonely ones

And you're here to mash, what's done is done

And you're her to gnash, what's done is done

It's simply known despite ???

It's simply known, despite her Hold out on me


CHORUS

Ooh, what must count as ??? for lovers?

Ooh, what must count as use for lovers?

Ooh, send this on the way

Ooh, send this on the wings

Lovers let me hear from you

Lovers let me hear from you

As you all go under

As you all go under

Anaise

Anaise

Love you, Anaise

Love you, Anaise


VERSE 2

Anaise! Anaise!

Anaise! Anaise!

What's thread as blown

All your times lack heart and ???

By your times, blackhearts, and lace built own

And ??? and now don't you Anaise

An armies woe, oh now don't you Anaise


CHORUS

Ooh, what must count as ??? for lovers?

Ooh, what should count as doom for lovers?

Ooh, send this on the way

Ooh, send this by the way

Lovers let me hear from you

Lovers let me hear from you

As you all go under

As you all go asunder

Anaise Love you, Anaise

Ooh, send this by the way


BRIDGE

If I could erase her,

If I could raise her?

suppose I did

Suppose I'd dare?

??? to brace against her wind

My arms to brace against her will

Imagine reeling

From twilight to scare

Oh, just stand with me in place

All to stand within the grace


Chorus

Ooh, what becomes of us as lovers?

Ooh, what becomes of use as lovers?

Ooh, send this by the wind

Ooh, send this by the wing

Lovers let us hear from you

Lovers let us hear from you

As you all go under

As you all go under

Anaise

Anise

Love you, Anaise

Love you, Anaise

Love you, Anaise
Love you, Anaise
Love you, Anaise
Love you, Anaise


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Keeler

Enter the hot-pink clad, passive aggressive, tyrant

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1.

how Frankenstein has that-stein suffix a in… Weinstein?.

Traits both Weinstein and Frankenstein were in the business of putting their victims /patients they extensive surgery (body ALTERATIONS, trans, cosmetic, etc. )

MOLLY

(BRAHMEN)

Om…

INT. VAN - NIGHT

The highway is gridlocked and frozen. Francis and Raquel find themselves stuck in their car without access to an exit ramp. Francis lights a joint.

RAQUEL

Hungry?

FRANCIS

Soon. McDonalds?

Raquel takes the joint from between Francis' lips.

RAQUEL

Is this saliva? You know what I hate about Mickey dee's? Their stupid plastic cup lids.

FRANCIS

Hey! Of course.

RAQUEL

Roll up your window.

FRANCIS

Why?

RAQUEL

Cops?

FRANCIS

How-huh? They first gotta zig-zag thru this mess, smell smoke, and spot this perfectly rolled spliff disguised as a cigarette.

RAQUEL

What if they're undercover?

FRANCIS

Ugh, we ain't gonna find a McDonalds for at least an hour.

2.

Francis digs around behind his seat to retrieve a thermos coffee cup.

Upon finding a cup, he brandishes it contently.

FRANSIC (CONT'D)

Got my coffee mug.

Francis and Raquel swap items, after Raquel takes a long, coughing instigating toke.

RAQUEL

cool! Is it a thermos? (BEAT) it is.

(READING LABEL OFF MUG)

Insulated.

FRANCIS

It's leak proof, check the lid.

RAQUEL

Uh-huh. Look, is that trucker waving at us?
Hah! There's a trucker asking for a hit.

Francis struggles to see his blind-spot. He sticks half his body out the window, placing the gear in park. Waves, brings the spliff to his lip, exhales and checks for police before gesturing the joint to the trucker.

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EXT. HIGHWAY - CONTINUOUS

Francis gets out of his car after rendering the area safe.

FRANCIS

Do you happen to have a porta-potty in there?

The trucker reaches for the joint.

TRUCKER

A what now!!?

FRANCIS

A toilet. We were headed to McDonalds before we ended up blocked in.

TRUCKER

Are you a cop?

3.

FRANCIS

Dude. ~

The trucker opens his door and starts climbing down his truck explaining to Francis how the driver's seat works. He then allows Francis into his big rig and shuts the door.

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INT. VAN - CONTINUOUS

TRUCKER taps on the passenger side window. Raquel is already high as she cracks the window.

Raquel takes the joint from the trucker and moves to open the side-door to invite him in.

Traffic inches forward for the lane the white van presently occupies.

TRUCKER

Thanks. Heard there's a party in here.

RAQUEL

Where's Francis?

TRUCKER

He's taking care of business. Traffic's moving.

Raquel climbs into the driver's seat intending to merge closer to the exit lane by benefiting from the trucker's absence in his rig.

TRUCKER (CONT'D)

Are you okay to drive.

Raquel hands the trucker the joint as she signals a lane change.

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EXT. JACK-N-THE-BOX DRIVE THRU WINDOW - LATER

FRANCIS

Can I get my coffee order poured in my own cup?

SALES CLERK

No. But you can pour your coffee from the cup we give you into your own cup.

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