Seems Beiber's other fav pastime is stalking me for an opportunity to kill

Encountered a convertible traveling at a snail's pace. Of course I couldn't help but ogle the person behind the wheel of a car with Canadian plates traveling down the road like he doesn't know where he's going. Apparently the singer's new hobbit is putting together flash mobs comprised be people driving automobiles like Annie Hardy does with her now defunct periscope Band Car.
Trying to grab a bite after last nights stale cheeseburger, I encounter a Belieber female wearing a red Hijab running a red light to cut me off as I being turning left on W. Temple Street and Edgeware Road. Then she stops in the middle of the street delaying traffic behind her.
I feel justified today by saying the French are coming! The French are coming!