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Cows All females divided into two groups. First group consists of women who experience birthing/boring a cold, be it by caesarian or aborted. Group two are women who have never done so. Now, from the second group, select the most compatible female which you find attractive. This is your life partner/soul mate. Never raise children with this woman. Instead, share a mutual interest in philosophy. Don't confuse philosophy with your love of heavy metal, and scary sinister ideas as entertainment/movies. And most important, don't think with your dick. She isn't stupid. Now explain this to Dick & Jane.

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