http://www.singlescreenwriter.com/2014/04/your-screenplay-is-not-your-penis.html?utmsource=feedburner&utmmedium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheSingleScreenwriter+%28The+Single+Screenwriter%29
Like many of you, I could barely get through it, and later had to have my anal sphincter surgically removed from my stomach after it had made the long crawl through my bowels and intestines in an attempt to hide from the mortification witnessed on the page.