Twit2LJ Monthly Digest for January 2016

From Twitter, Thursday, 1-7-2016

9:46 PM - @slavezombie: Watch: Is This a UFO Flying Into a Vortex? - Coast to Coast AM - time-lapse Switzerland https://t.co/oaqYxKjFBW
[ http://tmblr.co/ZzPwYw1-Th-GU ]

From Twitter, Friday, 1-8-2016

9:46 AM - @slavezombie: In waiting room at foot doctor contemplating how ticklish it's gonna be finding out whether or not I have a wart on my leftfoot or s.t.worse

9:20 PM - @slavezombie: The doc's analyses:

* https://t.co/f4YAluCaZq
** https://t.co/BGBSfAukSg
[ http://www.pafootdoctors.com/varicose-veins-in-the-foot-and-ankle/ ]
[ http://byebyedoctor.com/ganglion-cyst-foot-pictures-symptoms-surgery-treatment-removal/ ]

9:25 PM - @slavezombie: "And by the way, where is all this leading to?" said the lion to the heart

9:41 PM - @slavezombie: current loop: NECROPHILIAC
CRYPT OF ETERNITY
HARDENING OF THE ARTERIES

9:46 PM - @slavezombie: "Well? the little guy's in denial over being a dog. In dog years, he's 21. So yeah, he's going to be rebelling." said the heart to the lion

From Twitter, Sunday, 1-10-2016

1:13 AM - @slavezombie: For the first time in I don't know how many years, KLOS (a Los Angeles classic rock station) seemed alive with dialog

1:38 AM - @b3ta_links: I like the cut of his jib..
https://t.co/R6so0Zr4Fj
Via Prufrock: https://t.co/GtyA0PKice
[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFauH5mUCdM ]
[ http://b3ta.com/links/1359490 ]

2:35 PM - @slavezombie: @anblanx @jacobsoboroff woulda been helpful. Since I follow u cuz of ur grim, dark, tragic stories in @latimes, I'm still figuring this out.

From Twitter, Monday, 1-11-2016

11:51 AM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/ob5OkmRDmA via @youtube
I want one of these
[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk&sns=tw ]

From Twitter, Friday, 1-15-2016

3:13 PM - @slavezombie: hello,
My name is |-|?|\|��. How nice to make ur acquaintence

From Twitter, Saturday, 1-16-2016

1:39 AM - @slavezombie: Everyone has that one friend... #kaylidawn #glasgow #bbcthesocial #comedy #late #bi... (Vine by @bbcthesocial) https://t.co/QdM1qeJgM0
[ https://vine.co/v/iOm9OjmEQrv ]

From Twitter, Sunday, 1-17-2016

9:12 AM - @slavezombie: I seem to have lost all but one of my typing finger on each hand as a result of spending all my time on my phone

11:49 AM - @slavezombie: Lucifer
https://t.co/moemnDqbbx
[ http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt4052886/ ]

From Twitter, Tuesday, 1-19-2016

9:49 AM - @slavezombie: # DotheZombie

Dammit! Forgot I dint hafta b at work til noon today, and igot v lil sleep last nite, only to drag myself out of bed at 7:30

From Twitter, Thursday, 1-21-2016

1:54 PM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/eS2qWTfIax
[ https://vine.co/v/iepOuWeAYwu ]

2:07 PM - @slavezombie: Wtf?! Dunno whassa haps ... enin'... fed ducks at pk. Had fed pidgeon? xp bt
Must go. In LA n'all. U n'stand. Fuckers

#lifestylefuckers

2:51 PM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/5wyh3xPX8L
[ https://vine.co/v/iepFaDTDOq0 ]

3:49 PM - @slavezombie: Tqeet rqeet.

Howwwl

Tweet tweet https://t.co/gnK9ZTMU6b
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/690319849872986112/pu/img/nXIPfltoaZtCEAUe.jpg ]

4:15 PM - @slavezombie: # Sunset blvd

Chillin by where echo is (on brdg)

4:25 PM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/6qP3RMFtaG
[ https://vine.co/v/ieDn3mQl9aP ]

From Twitter, Saturday, 1-23-2016

4:48 AM - @slavezombie: obnoxious jerk walks n2 libr. puts 2 bits in copy machine. Frustrated that he dint get what he needed, bursts into manic rage toting infant.

6:39 PM - @slavezombie: winner winner chicken dinner https://t.co/Gpo8ckLd1A
[ https://twitter.com/Janet_B_Taylor/status/691073157571203072 ]

From Twitter, Sunday, 1-24-2016

11:37 AM - @slavezombie: are we really now hiring inside job experts to set the record straight? https://t.co/mg1RSLCwdR
[ http://goo.gl/qJV5xB ]

From Twitter, Saturday, 1-30-2016

12:36 PM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/0ctXIm5x4M
[ https://vine.co/v/i5d22D6nlEI ]

1:32 PM - @slavezombie: #PicsArt
https://t.co/BeAMvIWz3Y grainy/rainy,what's the diff? https://t.co/GyIn2HHMAz
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZ_5m-lUsAA1am3.jpg ]
[ https://bnc.lt/f1Fc/WH9D8L2lzq ]

1:40 PM - @slavezombie: #PicsArt
https://t.co/BeAMvIWz3Y
Lotsa walkin https://t.co/khF9M6Qokc
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZ_7d3UUEAAKZNn.jpg ]
[ https://bnc.lt/f1Fc/WH9D8L2lzq ]

3:43 PM - @slavezombie: Guess i was early https://t.co/71KynmiuFw
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaAXp3kUsAE_suD.jpg ]

4:00 PM - @slavezombie: why are nt ppl de3maNDING their right to freedom of the ePress