From Twitter, Tuesday, 9-1-2015
9:42 PM - "Hens in a row" by bierdestone http://t.co/LK3ofbXpJN
[ http://bierdestone.deviantart.com/art/Hens-in-a-row-557739710 ]
From Twitter, Wednesday, 9-2-2015
11:32 PM - I rly dunno what I'm doin when i tell myself 2sit down n write. That goes 4 tweeting 2. 4get bout music.i don't need cops knockin at my door
From Twitter, Thursday, 9-3-2015
From Twitter, Saturday, 9-5-2015
6:21 PM - My tweet w-list consists of funny peeps who can make me laugh. But today's events at work hands down won realism. Fucking aerosol inhalers..
From Twitter, Tuesday, 9-8-2015
10:41 PM - I'm only going to say this once: melancholia and mango with lemon juice
10:55 PM - @MAlexJohnson: Yes, John McAfee really is running for president. Announcement set for Wednesday. http://t.co/Rr1dhqZdsf http://t.co/fBdUfqg7gE
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CObfvjdUkAAOdbC.jpg ]
[ http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/ex-fugitive-anti-virus-creator-john-mcafee-running-president-n423881 ]
From Twitter, Friday, 9-11-2015
11:20 PM - When the dolphins are watching us swim at the beach THAT closely,as closely as deterring a collisionbetween surfers, then i dont feel so bad
From Twitter, Tuesday, 9-15-2015
11:02 AM - My state of the art, hightek phone rlly helps get m'life orgnized. It's a 2nd brain, an added arm, I keep it with me 24/7 Radiation b damned
6:51 PM - Lighting tech MIA https://t.co/w4PnG859bG
[ https://instagram.com/p/7rHdunxp1S2l0ezoTrfGZj3m1bam-NL3f0EhE0/ ]
6:55 PM - Feeding part deux https://t.co/2C37curXhp
[ https://instagram.com/p/7rH1YeRp2ELE2vjywrUiMiS7KArHKg3BdBUxU0/ ]
8:41 PM - I collected 15gallonz of h20. Thatz not incl the buckets left outzide..
From Twitter, Thursday, 9-17-2015
10:00 AM - Suddenly realizing my ph dwngrade not only has app limitations, but all the viners I follow are also on hiatus
10:09 AM - How weird. Just discovered that my sunglasses dim my phone screen when viewing in landscape mode
From Twitter, Friday, 9-18-2015
9:54 PM - Shut up carton of milk
From Twitter, Monday, 9-21-2015
8:01 AM - Lighting tech MIA https://t.co/5OGACjr0jl
[ https://instagram.com/p/75ZwcnRp8k91Ow5EPixsY9acj27102fIZHc2c0/ ]
11:30 PM - When did Ford commercials start being so hypnotic?
From Twitter, Tuesday, 9-22-2015
12:32 PM - Johnny's Shrimp Boat on #Yelp: Hamburger patty & shrimp http://t.co/L9fKtOPCfq
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/johnnys-shrimp-boat-los-angeles-2?pt=biz_photo&ref=twitter&select=KvE-4k92JmFmcdt5QvUl3w ]
From Twitter, Wednesday, 9-23-2015
12:01 PM - Jes wanna say Apple failed me, in case nebody asks. I'm sure it's hap'd 2 others: hard drive crashes and ipod can't sych anymore. G'bye mp3s
11:00 PM - If i go to the petco in beverly hills, will i see the aquarium i want to know buy?
11:21 PM - If i wanted to b valiant, surely such things as persecution, being chastised, ridiculed, treated simple, and called the cops on would occur.
11:25 PM - If u mean what u say, isn't what u say what u mean to say, and if no, then lies?
From Twitter, Friday, 9-25-2015
10:22 AM - While there's lots of hype over how many more commercials KLOS plays, isn't it the same or worse when the #sound plays a song by the Police?
8:50 PM - Anyone ever notice the way cooking oil creeps and seeps its way out of ceramicware?
From Twitter, Saturday, 9-26-2015
5:52 PM - Lighting a little better https://t.co/AxLLkRIJ7U
[ https://instagram.com/p/8HVXqZxpyYEMBRjHNqiI5WA8Km4Y-gPd2Rioo0/ ]
From Twitter, Monday, 9-28-2015
8:26 AM - My life is so fucked up, I'm still waiting for the after effects of the blood moon when end-of-times is the only thing playing on primetime.
From Twitter, Tuesday, 9-29-2015
10:09 AM - You know how frogs eat flies... can flicking flies dead qualify as a prospective frog/prince awaiting a kiss by a beautiful lady?
10:33 PM - I think its so dumb how ppl on twittr find that they need to say things n a cute moronic manner. It makes me laugh and want to hug em 2 deth
From Twitter, Wednesday, 9-30-2015
9:00 PM - Alright, so was i talking to ur pussy or your face that last time?
10:33 PM - I don't care how good a doctor u have, you'll never look like what I've envisioned a queen should look like.
10:37 PM - My sperm won't ever exist in a realm of cowardness. I would rather they evacuate, leaving me to fend for myself on that all important date.
10:55 PM - Cd compilation @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/HMF3wGhxru
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