From Twitter, Sunday, 2-2-2014
3:09 PM - @slavezombie: This year I'm gonna try to ignore commercials during SuperBowl. For each one I hypnotically sit thru, I'll be taking a shot of bourbon. Not.
4:34 PM - @slavezombie: I've already seen2 commercials (Doritos n Chevy pickup). My 1st shot was a 5hr energy drink. Now it's now is bourbon. http://t.co/ShqnCN12oW
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bfgng-NCEAAPfeT.jpg ]
4:38 PM - @slavezombie: WTF? You can't trip in football now? Damn. No head on collisions, no roughing the q-back... Should their uniforms Change to tutus too?
From Twitter, Monday, 2-3-2014
9:59 AM - @slavezombie: Drama: said good morning to coworker who just came back from stress leave and she totally ignored me.
From Twitter, Tuesday, 2-4-2014
6:21 PM - @slavezombie: @KingKightlinger As I got older a realized the whole number of the beast was a fallacy, I had an epiphany that I had sex sex sex in the head
From Twitter, Wednesday, 2-5-2014
1:43 PM - @lisadraws: It would really free my hands up to work if this pesto chicken was in a feed bag (w a separate, smaller tortilla chip chamber)
4:00 PM - @GonzoVice: Even now, most of the games are so fucking dull that it?s hard to even watch them unless you have some money hanging on the point spread.
From Twitter, Friday, 2-7-2014
3:50 AM - @slavezombie: If cats sleep two thirds of their life, how long do bears sleep?
6:22 PM - @slavezombie: I checked in at The Restaurant at The Standard, Hollywood on #Yelp http://t.co/DHomTLUpZG
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-restaurant-at-the-standard-hollywood-los-angeles-3?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
6:38 PM - @slavezombie: Bacardi Limon (@ Cabo Cantina) on #Yelp http://t.co/dGqeQoOuDC
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/cabo-cantina-west-hollywood?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
7:05 PM - @slavezombie: Heh... I said something witty and smart (so I thought), and time warner wifi conked out. Had 2 reboor. Smart, right?
8:40 PM - @slavezombie: free spinach dip. Can it get any better?! (@ Saddle Ranch Chop House) on #Yelp http://t.co/kBkev1qb9f
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/saddle-ranch-chop-house-west-hollywood?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Saturday, 2-8-2014
5:11 PM - @slavezombie: "@MarloMeekins: HOW IS IT LEGAL that both Michelangelo's AND Bart's catchphrase is "Cowabunga, dude" ?!?!?" It must be an encrypted message.
From Twitter, Monday, 2-10-2014
4:09 PM - @slavezombie: @xxsharonxxx that reminds me of the film "Henry Fool", of which the sequel was "Fay Grim", and a 3rd film, currently in making, "Ned Rifle"!
From Twitter, Tuesday, 2-11-2014
4:17 PM - @slavezombie: coming up on the worst day of the year for me. I have a thirty year streak standing. ya gotta ask "what's wrong with the guy?"
9:30 PM - @slavezombie: Sad about dumb starbucks being shut down. (@ The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf) on #Yelp http://t.co/EU50a6sLzj
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-coffee-bean-and-tea-leaf-los-angeles-16?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Wednesday, 2-12-2014
4:23 AM - @slavezombie: Woke up again at about 3:30. Had an epiphany about the English old manner of reading a clock I had heard about one day. Deals with midnight.
From Twitter, Thursday, 2-13-2014
8:30 AM - @boonerang: Any app with 'Hemingway' in it that doesn't involve rum, a typewriter, or fistfights is a non-starter for me.
From Twitter, Friday, 2-14-2014
4:14 PM - @slavezombie: Grilled chicken (@ Tinhorn Flats Saloon & Grill) on #Yelp http://t.co/YSHglETIeP
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/tinhorn-flats-saloon-and-grill-los-angeles?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Monday, 2-17-2014
11:34 PM - @slavezombie: My computer sat me down n had a long chat w/ me. Nothing was gained.Only thing releasing me was a left over pizza and a racoon on my rooftop
From Twitter, Wednesday, 2-19-2014
From Twitter, Thursday, 2-20-2014
8:35 AM - @slavezombie: Hash tag typewriter and a cup of tea, if you wanna reduce your stress
From Twitter, Friday, 2-21-2014
12:12 AM - @slavezombie: @LauraJSilverman how cute. I'm gonna make a note to check them out if only so I can feel better about myself when I pick up my own specs.
9:45 AM - @slavezombie: "@LauraJSilverman: I'm feeling very miracle on icish this morning... Let's hope it's not just gas"
whats w all the dbl entendres? #PYTHON
4:00 PM - @slavezombie: ingress has a new feature in the game that has me down for my lack of short term memory ability
11:46 PM - @slavezombie: Oh crap! Did letterman just show a clip of Barbara Walters playing w/ her vibrator? There it goes again, after saying he won't do that again
From Twitter, Saturday, 2-22-2014
8:32 AM - @slavezombie: It took me years to teach myself HTML. yet I still couldn't get my blog to format like a screenplay the way my typewriter and a scanner does
6:29 PM - @slavezombie: There's a lot o'things wrong w this cuntry, but 1 of the few things right w it S that a man can steer clear of organized BS f he wants 2-HST
6:34 PM - @slavezombie: @LauraJSilverman depends on what the definition of the word cross crosses with.
7:20 PM - @KingKightlinger: In the new "The Dead Zone" Walken & the ones he touches, wash their hands w/antibacterial soap upon contact, killing the pacing of the film.
7:24 PM - @slavezombie: @lisadraws on bee stings: haven't heard any twitter rants on it n curious F It resulted n picking up a down n out bee u found on the ground
From Twitter, Monday, 2-24-2014
7:51 AM - @slavezombie: did Ricky Schroeder quit stardom because bullies harassed him about his peanut gang days, pianos and how far he got with Lucy?
8:00 AM - @slavezombie: "@GonzoVice: A journalist into Gonzo is like a junkie or an egg-sucking dog; there is no known cure."
now mix that into a rotation schedule.
9:49 AM - @slavezombie: https://t.co/IW7b3mSXZn
[ https://plus.google.com/107424556542480151270/posts/6WrzxMoTtSg ]
From Twitter, Tuesday, 2-25-2014
5:20 AM - @slavezombie: Dammit! Page 87-88 was ripped out of my copy of Stephen King's Dreamcatcher
5:40 PM - @apparentlysmart: Your Dog Uses A Typewriter and Flies His Fucking House, Charlie Brown
From Twitter, Wednesday, 2-26-2014
5:16 AM - @slavezombie: Jesus fucking Christ! It would appear that turning on "my" music at work is now a prompt for others to clash it with theirs. /m\
1:06 PM - @slavezombie: Thought I'd b smart 2 use the Elect. Typewriter instead of the manual, but as it turns out typing envelopes result in broken letters. & no ~
5:23 PM - @slavezombie: k, but jes so U know, evrybdy luvs ur current Tweet Pic RT @LauraJSilverman: I just made a 500 pic slide show w music for it even.More later
10:35 PM - @slavezombie: Sprint just sent note that I'm eligible for an upgrade. I want to get the most durable phone there is so that I can hurl it at the walls.
From Twitter, Thursday, 2-27-2014
8:15 PM - @slavezombie: I'm so excited that I have a real date tomorrow, but stressing cuz I have no control of level of how much of a dick I can act being myself
10:05 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar Don't know what you mean but am intrigued
10:08 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar Do you mean sign language like what deaf people use? Other wise, I would guess you're striving for peeps who speak very physically
10:10 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar Charades? Why would you say"or are they just forgotten?" though?
10:12 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar if l was writing an illustrated description, I go and describe every little twitch, bit by bit.
10:19 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar I gotcha. l dunno F there is a term to describe each and every gesture of conversation some people use to accentuate their meaning
10:21 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar along those lines I can see now how you would ask if things like that are disregarded (forgotten)
10:23 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar I'm sure there is a term for it. I just don't know what it is.
10:26 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar Are you an editor? and More important, is that Your pet sloth?
10:28 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar You mention you love script... Are you a screenwriter or are you into Coding?
10:36 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar 0MG. We're Birds of a feather. I'm editor to an institutional news either (quarterly) and it sucks.
10:37 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar l edit articles for a Harley Davidson newsletter but when I'm not doing that, I write on my manual typewriter
10:40 PM - @slavezombie: @anabstar Yes.l know. for now I'm just scanning my pages into the'puter.
11:39 PM - @slavezombie: And that's why the prez couldn't make heads or trails of it allRT @shaftofpower: Frank Underwood's 70 year old typewriter had a fresh ribbon
11:43 PM - @slavezombie: "Can you please set your items down on the counter for me." That's it! What's the big deal? I dunno why I'm stressing about saying this.
From Twitter, Friday, 2-28-2014
7:25 PM - @slavezombie: Pre dinner drinks. Trying a pain killer for the 1st x. So good. (@ Tiki-Ti Cocktail Lounge) on #Yelp http://t.co/7pn16wfk8O
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/tiki-ti-cocktail-lounge-los-angeles?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
10:02 PM - @slavezombie: I checked in at Whisky A Go-Go on #Yelp http://t.co/AiHH6AUVf4
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/whisky-a-go-go-west-hollywood-2?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]