- www.yoropen.co.uk
- Shag hair design

Recently, the last half of May to be precise, I remember seeing segments on the local news about store fronts that run underground sex-slave brothels. I've also seen reports about gas stations with pumps that short change their customers. I wonder if the hairstylist who worked on my hair wasn't trying to signal me about other services which Shag dabbles in, on the side of course. Already, I can visualize myself all in a huff about my treatment, or lack there of, when it came time to settle the bill. A complaint letter might sound like this: Dear Sir or Madam, blah blah blah. And what follows is a word for word account of my treatment which I expected less from Supercuts and Fantastic Sams.
Can I pay with a check?
YES… $25.00
SFX: BOOM-PAZ
That was fast, huh?
Oh, you know what. Can you make that out to my name?
Ohh? Is it easier if I just pay with a credit card?
Sure
Why is it necessary to write it all out to you personally?
Because we all charge different here?
So my cut was $25.00 and they assigned me to you becuz of that?
No, I was just available at that time.
So anybody else might’ve charged me a different amount?
Yes