Some of the funny FWDs I get that make me smile: blanketsin.com

Some of the funny FWDs I get that make me smile

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Mexican Words of the Day		Anagrams
HEAD LICE	The pinche policia pulled me over because one of my HEAD LICE was burned out!	DORMITORY:	DIRTY ROOM
JUAREZ	My vieja slapped me and I said JUAREZ ur problem bish!	PRESBYTERIAN:	BEST IN PRAYER
HOOCHIE	My vieja found a girls # on my phone and she yelled "tell me HOOCHIE is cabron!	ASTRONOMER:	MOON STARER
WHEELCHAIR	My homie was downing a 40 OZ of Budweiser when I told him, Hey Fool Where's mines? HE told me don't trip dog WHEELCHAIR!	DESPERATION:	A ROPE ENDS IT
PIKACHU	My dad took me to payless and said PIKACHU!	THE EYES:	THEY SEE
BODYWASH	I wanted to go dancing tonight but no BODYWASH my kids!	GEORGE BUSH:	HE BUGS GORE
BUDWEISER	The cop said I was going to jail and I asked him BUD WEI SER?	THE MORSE CODE:	HERE COME DOTS
		SLOT MACHINES:	CASH LOST IN ME
		ANIMOSITY:	IS NO AMITY
		ELECTION RESULTS:	LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
		SNOOZE ALARMS:	ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
		A DECIMAL POINT:	IM A DOT IN PLACE
		THE EARTHQUAKES:	THAT QUEER SHAKE
		ELEVEN PLUS TWO:	TWELVE PLUS ONE
		MOTHER-IN-LAW:	WOMAN HITLER

Some of the funny FWDs I get that make me smile