screenwriting on a friggin typewriter

I guess I found this in somebody's myspace blog. It actually caught my eye as I recalled a silly law I heard mentioned on TV/radio. Of course, it was left out. Now I'm not so certain it is illegal in L.A. to hang one's underwear on a clothes line.

California

1. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
2. Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
4. A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
5. Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
6. Bathhouses are against the law.
7. Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
8. Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor); Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
9. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
10. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
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I guess this is the month, if any, when I can expect Hillary Clinton to campaign in a hairy upper lip. According to Metroblogging LA, this month is Movember. If it happens, it happens. I'll be feeling special inside though. I guess it will be a feeling like the one voters get when their elected candidate becomes prez. I will expect to be disappointed later too, like the voters who probably regret casting that vote, the closer that we get to the end of the Prez's term.

It's early when I get on my computer, because, alas, the right amount of days have rolled by so that the date & time feature is accurately displaying. When I watch TV, it's still late and time for bed. I admit, I've been reluctant to go around the house checking the clocks and making adjustments. I never thought I would make my entries private, but I just got a call from my gf/exgf. She sound very upset. (Read more)