Spoiler to my own screenplay. Sorry, that's just the kinda guy I am.

YOU What do you mean?

ME People aren't afraid of seeing ghosts anymore.

YOU Oh, hell no. I would like to see the people you are referring to spend a night at 1408—whatever the name of the street is—from that movie 1408. Did you see that?

ME Yeah. Cool flick. That's another thing, in films, I rarely see the main characters quoting from their fav films.

YOU Stop! Stick to one subject please

ME Okay, take for instance this conversation. Pretend I'm dead. A ghost. Not here. Everything you've just audibly said is justified in some way, but everything I said didn't take place other than in my head, if I had a head.

YOU Weird. Example.

ME Okay wiseguy. You've practically said stuff nobody would normally have said in a room by themselves. You either have a blue tooth in your ear, or even freakier, you're just being your normal gothic self.

YOU Awesome. Now hurry up and finish your script.