I'm going to bring up something really medieval now (as Julz likes to refer to my totally tangential outbursts). It concerns profiteering, so in my eyes, it's all relative. There's a story in me trying to get out and it's about war time activities. Thank goodness this country is so well protected from invasions and guerilla activity. I don't know what it is about it, but it seems to me that dating is a lot easier when a country is involved in war factions.
OSKAR SCHINDLER
Itzhak, I need a secretary.
ITZHAK STERN
Yes Herr Schindler. May I make a recommendation?
OSKAR SCHINDLER
No. I need somebody with the measurements 36-26-34.
ITZHAK STERN
Sir? Measurement?
OSKAR SCHINDLER
How long have you known me Itzhak? Get me the most attractive catholic girls not yet married.
Nothing compares with heartache like a relationship with a woman during a war. It's the element of interracial relationships that war's help to preserve. If anybody can describe it, it is a band like Acrassicauda.
Meanwhile, you might be interested in a book called The heroin diaries: a year in the life of a shattered rock star.